Gordon goes to Kosovo: Question?

Uniform Top Trumps

Austrian Soldiers - see through magazines on rifle
British Customs - dour
Estonian Soldiers - speaking Russian in Kosovo seems wrong.
French Soldiers - trying on jeans & leaving rifles in changing room
German Soldiers - matching rucksack
Greek Soldiers - went in shop after the turks left
Irish Police - going to the pub
Italian Carbinieri - in shades
Italian Soldiers - Tailored uniforms
Luxembourg Soldiers 6 of them - a whole battalion
Moroccan Soldiers - Uniform fitted a little too well. Also see comment about Swiss.
Norwegian Army - drunk.
Polish Soldiers - always seen in trucks
Portugese soldiers - only ever seen in the pub or a restaurant
Slovenian Police - Blonde lady who was no stranger to pies
Spanish Navy - in a land locked country ?
Swedish Soldiers - Blonde
Swiss Soldiers - didn't know they were in NATO
Turkish Soldiers - driving
US Soldiers (in shades on a cloudy day)